I hope today finds you and yours safe and sound. I decided to share one last Halloween craft, just in case some of you are stuck inside and eager for a little crafting fun. And if that’s not enough of a diversion, I’ve indulged in a little Halloween humor, too, with a roundup of Halloween jokes.
Jennifer and Kitty O’Neil blog at Running with Sisters and they’ve designed this cute and easy Mummy Family made with repurposed plastic bottles. This can be a family project, and each person can make his or her own, personalized mummy. I bet you already have most of the materials in your craft stash. The glow-in-the-dark paint is a fun touch, but if you don’t have the paint on hand, you can leave your mummies unpainted.
I’ll leave you with a little Halloween humor today – a roundup of 16 Halloween jokes. They’re sure to make you smile, and maybe groan, just a bit.
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: The dead sea
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q: What is a Mummies’ favorite type of music?
Q. Why was the little ghost crying?
A. Because he wanted his mummy.
Q. What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A. A crummy mummy.
Q. What do you call ghosts who ring doorbells?
A. Dead ringers.
Q. What does a ghost keep in its stable?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
A. I scream.
Q. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
A. “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
Q. What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A. “Long time no see.”
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?
A. Because he had no body to go with.
Q. What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Q. What song do vampires hate?
A. “You are my sunshine!”
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W.
Q. What do you call a nervous witch?
A. A twitch.
Do you have any other Halloween jokes to share? Please add to the list!
Stay safe, everyone.